Hmmm, it would be nice to have a cat that sits still long enough to be petted. It would be nice to have a cat that comes to you for attention rather than expecting it the other way around.

Me: Here White Cat, Come on!
WC: You're so into this petting stuff you come over here and do it.
Me: OK, here I come. Wait a minute, don't walk away, come back here, I'm trying to be nice to you.
WC: I'm going off to get comfortable. Once I'm there you can come and pet me for one or two strokes.
Me: So where are you going?
WC: How do I know? I'm not there yet.