"Gimmie a Black 'orse!" says Jack! "Jumpin' Dyin! I never 'ad dis much fun since Joey was premier!" Slaps Heavyfoot on the back and says "You're an 'airy one ain't ya? right big too! How's she goin' me olde cock?" Without waiting for an answer, he down's his beer, walk to the center of the room and sings in a rough tenor voice....

Take me back where the beer is cold To the Mudcat Hoser Tavern Where company's good and so is the food Pull up a stool and have one In the Mudcat Hoser Tavern