In come two brothers, typical Canadian males of the less educated rural type. They are dressed in workboots, jeans with rolled up cuffs, Lumber Jack shirts and Toques.

Bob: "Nice pub! Beauty! Eh?"

Doug: "Yeah, beauty."

Bob: "Lets have a beer! Eh?"

Doug: "Yeah. A beer would be good. Eh?"

They order twenty cases of Molson Canadian, stack them is the shape of a sofa and coffee table, open a couple of brews and start drinking. Each sentence is punctated by a gulp of beer.

Bob: "Check out the chick in the wet T-shirt Eh?"

Doug: "Yeah, beauty eh! lets go hit on her eh?"

Bob: "Take off! Ya hoser! I saw her first Eh?"

Doug: "You Take off! It was my idea to hit on her."

Bob: "Forget about it Eh? She's talking to the Bear."

Doug: "Oh, OK."

- It is my understanding that when Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis were inventing these characters. They intended to paint a picture of a certian type of young Canadian man. For the most part the picture is fairly accurate with one exception. At the time, such young men swore like sailors on shore leave. To be true to the characters Dave and Rick wanted to say such things as "F*CK off you F*CKer. Of course good taste and the censors wouldn't allow this. So they came up "Take off! You Hoser", a much more creative and funny result! -

So now you know what a hoser is!

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