"Well here's a song to sing in a snug". And he drew a deep breath and bellowed:

"Well, I went down to the pub tonight
and I was feeling right,
and I was feeling happy -
I'm going to sing my song tonight.
I'll sing my song, I'll sing my song.
And I was feeling happy -
I'm going to sing my song tonight.

"But when I got up in the pub tonight
I never stood there in the light.
No, I went up to the bar instead,
I never sang my song tonight.

"But when I came out of the pub tonight
I felt a little sad inside.
And I was feeling sad because
I never sang my song tonight.

"But when I went back to the pub again
I said, "I'll do it right.
Tonight's the night I'm going to sing my song,
I'm going to sing my song tonight".

"And I stood up in the pub tonight,
and I stood there in the light.
And I started shaky, but I ended strong -
and I sang my song tonight.

"And when I came out of the pub tonight,
the moon was shining bright,
and I was feeling happy.
I sang my song tonight.

"And when I go back to the pub again
I might sing a song or two -
but I know I'll join the chorus,
and the singer might be you.
And we'll sing our songs,
yes, we'll sing our songs.
And I will join the chorus,
and the singer might be you."

And that's better than arguing at each other...