Well, Ah been prayink fer Joe effer since that other lot opened fahr on heem, cuzn I hev alwayz admahred his style, an effen mah prayerz kin hayulp, which Ah doubt, Ah'll send 'em. But now thet theyer pissin' coontes' wid Kayut Laffink? Thet was fahr and squahr, and I let 'em have at it, sez me.

Puckett Carmichael Atherton Greeze,
Tightwad Ford, GA.