A man who looks much younger than his years, saunters into the tavern. He surveys the room and notes that a beautiful lady is seated at the bar, her hand grasping a glass of beer. He cannot tell whether or not it is a Guinness because her hand is REALLY large. He walks to the bar and takes the empty bar stool by the lady. She doesn't appear to be with anyone.

He nods to the bartender who wipes a large pool of vomit off the bar, muttering, "Damn Liberals, they can't hold their booze!" He moves to the silver haired stranger sitting by the beautiful lady and says, "What'll it be stranger?"

The stranger replies, "Beer and a lot of it."

"That ain't very specific," the bartender replies.

"You want specific," the very handsome and obviously very intelligent stranger replies, I want what the lady is having."

For the first time the beautiful lady looks at the very very handsome stranger.

"You ain't got a mind of your own, stranger?"

"I've got two minds, as a matter of fact, pretty lady."

"Which one are you using tonight?"

"My right one, pretty lady. I only use my left one on weekends. I noticed you when I came in," the stranger says.

"Oh? What singled me out from the crowd?", she replied.

The very tall, very handsome stranger with beautiful white hair replied, "Well, for one thing, there ain't no crowd, pretty girl. And for another, it's obvious that you are a hoser!"

DougR