Back in the 1980's, my popular (?) beat combo "Eric" (with the late Nigel Chippindale) regularly performed this song, using appalling puns relating to Yorkshire towns.
It was written by a friend of Nigels, but who??
Have recently recorded it with The Fraser sisters, and would like to credit him.......Any help?

The Postman's no letter
I thought I might get a
reply, 'cos one's long overdue
And, I fondly remember>br> A year last September
Our Yorkshire romance for two........(etc)

Regards Ralphie

Lyrics are posted here:
YORKSHIRE ROMANCE by C J Rowe.
--JoeClone, 23-Mar-2008.