The bartender stared at the spectacle unfolding before him. After the freaky day he'd had today, he was prepared to believe just about anything. Across the bar from him sat the very handsome and obviously very intelligent stranger. The stranger had a starstruck look in his eyes, and he was muttering something about his right mind and his left mind. He couldn't be sure, but he thought maybe the stranger had said something about leaving his mind.

He was speaking in tender loving tones and was obviously quite smitten. But just as it looked like the stranger was closing in on his final chat-up line, the bear grunted, shook off the stranger's arm, and shuffled off in search of another beer.