Jack, the sailor wakes up, every inch hungover, and crawls out from under the pool table.

'Oo's got da 'ockey tape? H'i loves watchin 'enderson score dat goal. Put 'it h'in da VCR buddy. Til we watches it. H'a Black 'orse for dose dat like Newfie beer, A moose 'ead for dose wit weak stomachs.