Jack who smells of salt water and twine:

Hey you dere in da corner! Dat's a funny lookin' h'onion you're chewing h'on. (Just like a yound kitten a gnawing fresh fish) Come h'on over 'ere h'and 'ave a Black 'orse. I've bought a round for da bar.

'ow about dat speech from h'espisito 'e sure told 'em.