Jack who was ever inch drunk: "Jeez, Dat little mouse shore can pack away da tongues! Abn 'e likes da stewed cod cheeks too! H'alpine h'is it? H'I didn't tink it would come to dis but we're breakin' h'out da Dominion H'ale. Just keep da path clear to da lavatory i da mornin'! H'okay skipper, ya you behind da bar. Two h'alpine for every one den keep da Dominion comin' till dere's no one left standin.

An' bring us a bottle a Screech and a large codfish. I don't tink dat mouse has ever been screeched in."