Sometone should have warned the silver haired gent about "Patty the Pirate". She cant feel a thing in that leg!

Here, let me show you how it's done old timer. Suave and debonair yahoo approaches a likely looking young lady at the bar, "Hello beautiful, How do you like your eggs in the morning"?

Likely looking young lady, "Unfertilized"!!

Well, you cant lose them all.