HOT PANT EXPLOSION

Well, I've worked here a while
And seen lots of things
But the latest has me in a thrall
The memo that came 'cross my security desk said
No more tin foil panties in the mall

It's been narry a week
Since the notice came down
Causing all of this commotion
Victoria's Secret is secret no more
We've got us a hot pant explosion

No one believes me
The guys at the bar
Are laughing with me every night
Shoplifter's excuses
Can bring you to tears
Or cause you one hell of a fright

It's been narry a week
Since the notice came down
Causing all of this commotion
Victoria's Secret is secret no more
We've got us a hot pant explosion

The woman we caught
In electronics last night
Thought she was incredibly wise
Said the aliens might be
Reading her brain waves
(Sorry, m'am that one only works for the guys...)

It's been narry a week
Since the notice came down
Causing all of this commotion
Victoria's Secret is secret no more
We've got us a hot pant explosion