Gareth... missed that one last night. Good one.

Alex...

Oh me I am just a horny young gnu And a horny young gnu is me I've searched up and down through valleys and mesas too But there's nare a gnu-girl I can see

No there's nary a gnu-girl to be found And I'm starting to turn rather blue If I don't find me a girl with whom I can bound I'll be eyeing other mamals too

O! Woe it is me! O my! Mercy gee! I'm weary and down on all fours If I don't find her soon I'll just whistle a tune As I go to town for a … uh … treat