Foil Bikini
(tune:Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini)

She was afraid as she sat in the hoosgow
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid she'd get thrown in the lock-up
All 'cuz of her new bikini!

"6, 8, 10 - she won't ever shoplift again!"

It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
That she wore for the first time today
a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
she only bought to enhance her foreplay

Well she put it on under her street clothes
Which they say was to help steal the loot
But the truth was her boyfriend likes metal
And thinks al-u-min-i-um's cute

"2, 4, 6, yes we know, it's kinda sick!"

It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
That she wore for the first time today
a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
she only bought to enhance her foreplay

She went into the store for some chocolate
It was one of those days don't you know!
But the lines were so long she just stashed it
Down her bra; then she started to go

"4, 6, 8, Never made it through the gate!"

It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
That she wore for the first time today
a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
she only bought to enhance her foreplay

The alarms they went off in a flurry
Sirens, lights and commotion galore
Security came running in a hurry
Handcuffed her ; took her down to the floor

"7, 5, 1 & 3 - can you say brutality?"

It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
That she wore for the first time today
a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini
she only bought to enhance her foreplay

Now she's afraid as shesits in the hoosgow
For the law is against her you see
And what's more she has dropped her can opener
And she's fears that she now has to pee!