Song of the Security Guard
(Tune:Shine on Harvest Moon)

Move on, Move on silver'd moon, keep walkin' by
I ain't had no theft here since January February June or July
No time is stole time, so stay oudoors, you goon
Move on, move on silver'd moon, - or cite you shall I!

The store is mighty dark, but still I surely see
Silver foil on your cheeks
Where good cotton cloth should be
If it's fun you seek
Lifting merchandise for which you didn't pay
Go find another place, foilbutt,
in which to make your play

Move on, Move on silver'd moon, keep walkin' by
I ain't had no theft here since January February June or July
No time is stole time, so stay oudoors, you goon
Move on, move on silver'd moon, - or cite you shall I!