Put the Foil on Your Buns
tune: Take the Money and Run

This here's the story 'bout Billy Joe and Bobby Sue
Two shoplifters with nothing better to do
Than try to find a way to beat the tag-detection crew
Here's what happened when they discovered what to do

They headed down to a K-mart in Denver
Billy Joe stayed in the car, and Bobby Sue he sent her
Bobby Sue got arrested when the security guard met her
Billy Joe put the foil on his buns

Singing, Go on, put the foil on your buns
Go on, put the foil on your buns
Go on, put the foil on your buns (oooooh Lord!)
Go on, put the foil on your buns

Stevie M. is a lawyer in Colorado
He helps the legislature in their law-writing battle
He ain't gonna let those laws get struck down by no Justice
He makes his living writing legalspeak prattle

Bobby Sue, whoa, she slipped away
Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day
They bought some foil, hey, and now they get away
With stuffin' stuff into their pants every day

Singin' Go on, put the foil on your buns
(etc)

Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.