By Jingos Carol, ye did it wrong, yer supposed to drink enough screech so dat ye don't taste da cod. h'or h'anyting h'else fer about a munt. Ya, das right, a munt! Tirty days! Here finish dis h'off til h'I goes h'and gits more.

Carol bravely finishes the quart of screech then picks up her concertina and does a stiring rendition of "Ecouté de ma Derierre" followed by "Pierre dans le Tete de moi" and "Votre Mere et gros". Some little known french reels from L'ecole des Loonette.

Jack comes back with a case of London Dock 100 and they settle in for some real drinkin.