This is indeed a proud day for me. I can now add to my status as an honourary Orillian (by virtue of writing a limerick about Orillia and recieving the title of Ms McGill 2001 and recieving the key to the municipal porta-potty), and my status as an honourary Canadian (by virtue of having an obsession with outdoor toilets), this most coveted of statuses, honourary Newfie.

I shall wear this honour with pride and as much dignity as possible under the circumstances.

(How long does it take for the fish stink to wear off, anyway?)

Bartender! A round of Black Horse for all of my friends here, and a little extra for the bear, eh?