"H'is dat tirty too degrees sausages? H'i never did git used to dat metrics system. H'ive never seen h'it dat 'ot cept in da h'engine room of me punt." Ot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

"H'i shore luvs dat h'acoordeen! Play H'us "I'se Da Bye" til I dances a little jig!"