Jack flicks his Bic. "Good ting h'its still daylight. H'I'll h'open da blinds. h'I'm gonna go Up-a-long to T'ronto h'and take dat Rick Fielding moose 'untin'. H'I knows what yer tinkin! Moose 'untin' is not a sport! H'if da moose 'ad guns, den it would be a sport!"

G'bye for now everyone. Long may yer big jibs draw!!!"