I cleaned my teeth with Deep Heat embrocation when I was nearly 4 and couldn't read.... I learned to read pretty quickly after that, and even today, the slightest whiff of Deep Heat will make me hurl.....

My sister used to work in a military hospital and she said the things that bored squaddies will stuff up their bums is beyond belief. In the film 'The Tall Guy', there is someone with a vacuum cleaner hose up there.... based on fact - my sister had to remove one, complete with the nozzle for going down the backs of chairs!!

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