There is a parody version of Barrett's Privateers all about the Mickey Mouse Club with the chorous going:

Gosh darn them all! I was told, We'd watch TV 'til we grew old. The same old show, every year! Now I'm a broken man with a pair of ears, the last of Mickey's Mousecateers!

(I know this is a little off the subject, but you reminded of it. There are a bunch of verses to it also. I believe it was written by Bob Pasquerello, perhaps best known for his piano playing in contra dance bands in the northeast.)

Regards, Duane. :)