lemma try this while I still got the Dutch courage.

I love my dental hygenist
Whenever I go to the dentist (not really folks)
'cause if she expects to give me pain

She pulls out that plastic that comes with elastic
And pretty soon I just cannot refrain

I'm singin' the nitrous oxide high

You got your joggers high
but this one comes pretty nigh
You're flyin' down that highway
not thinking about that cold spray

and you never felt the descaler at all. Hey!

More will come to me, I'm sure.

Now I've tried some other highs
I wouldn't tell you any lies
I've outgrown them all except death by chocolate
Some just make me fat, others leave my brain too flat,
but that gas just give me another hit,
and my limbic rock shock cockpit lit.

I go out in my garden and smell my roses
Feeling guilty when I don't pull any weeds When I'm in the chair tho,
I sit back and let the guilt go
this is just what my tensed up body needs.

Thank you for your kind indulgence. -- MAG