MMario, you're "friends" sound like a bunch of idiots. Learn this for them:

Man On the Moon

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Hey baby, are we losing touch

{Refrain}
If you believe
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe
There's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool

Moses went walking with a staff of wood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Hey baby, are you having fun

{Refrain}

Here's a little agit for the never believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Hey baby, are we losing touch

{Refrain lots}