So it looks like another quiet evening at the Press Room this Friday...SLAM!BANG! As the doors fly off their hinges and Naemanson emerges through a cloud of sawdust and kicks the remaining splinters aside, followed by his aspiring squire laden down with 5-string banjo and concertinas! Tune in next week for the next installment of The Press Room Massacre or Shanty Shambles, brought to you by Old Spice high endurance underarm deodorant.