If it's of no conceivable merit, I'm tempted to ask why you posted it.  If it was worth posting at all, why not do the whole thing?  Actually, I'm quite sure I've seen the full text somewhere in the last week or so, but I can't remember where.  There is a modern parody of this parody in the DT, incidentally:

MY GRANDMOTHER'S CAT

See also  MY GRANDFATHER'S COCK