It nearly got far as a fiddle player and the guitar player nearly having a punch up outside the pub

Why can I never find sessions like that? I mean, you get people grousing about each other in the car home, or going off and drinking in the other bar, from time to time. But never anything lively.

Mind there was the fat man with the bones one time who took against me, and I was quite glad that never got beyond words, because he was about six stone heavier than me and a good few years younger.