John in Hull, sorry to hear about your new stereo:
I have just bought a new stereo, it says in the owners guide "DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER"
I guess this means that your plans for the underwater ballet will need a re-think :o).

"Eat at MAK'S, you'll never forget the finger-biting taste..."
I always imagine peopler so distraught with horror, that they are chewing their fingers, rather than merely biting their nails! But then, I'm a bit strange.......

But my very favourite was a T-shirt I saw in India with the slogan: "NIKE Do It Just"
Unfortunately, it was not for sale.