Dear McGrath,

The locals here in Mooland are a fairly amenable and tolerant bunch. I will personally process the visas specifically required for visitors from 'ull and all regions surrounding the Jug and clear matters with the local riot police!

Vistors from 'arlow do not require a visa so you will be OK! (Being a quarter McGrath myself will also help in smoothing matters and obtaining preferential treatment from the local gendarmerie for any folking misdemeanours commited by anyone of that name!)

Anybody pretending to be a Gille will have their oranges confiscated by customs upon entry.

mooman