Bobbi,

There's probably an obscene answer to that question :)

However as all British Public Schoolboys kno there is a (or was) a brand of toilet paper called Izal. Unlike the modern thick tissue for tender botties this stuff was thin and semi-rigid and made perfect kazoo paper.

(Baking Parchment is a reasonable substitute)

as regards the comb, I find a 4" tortoishell finetooth is best