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Thread #36833 Message #518974
Posted By: SharonA
01-Aug-01 - 08:52 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 61
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61
It took me quite a few days to bring myself to commit the blasphemy of writing a parody of a Joni Mitchell song (Whaddaya call that? An "un-original sin"?). But I have finally wrestled the angel of my better nature to the ground...
TIN HANES, Y'ALL
(Tune: "Tin Angel" by Joni Mitchell)
Pronunciation guide: Macy's = "may-SEES" (I cheated a bit, there)
Vanished, freed from window-bars:
Man-wished, greed-grown crap I seize.
Kept in rattlin' boxers are
Recession's much-loved luxuries:
Dead furs from a cross Macy's,
Clothes I stripped from T.J. Maxx,
Walden's spines and Staples' sheaves,
Tucked into a hinder-crack.
Guess I'll stow them all away
Right down some undies of blue-gray.
Dark with darker foods these be,
Rotted, old, unrinsed, used some,
Blue foil combined with stitchery
To walk in, crackling, tin by bum.
Steeled, I'll take, stuff pants, and flee!
I found some undies of blue-gray.
Dare not borrow them, 'cause I
Like the Hanes y'all made of tin.
What will stop them if I try
To put a whole Wal-Mart in them?
With my cheeks, how sweet can play
The sound: some undies of blue-gray. [crinkle crinkle]
I found some undies of blue-gray. [crinkle crinkle crinkle]