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Thread #37030   Message #519614
Posted By: Amos
02-Aug-01 - 09:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: Cuba
Subject: RE: BS: Cuba
I concur that we should relax a little. The restraints aimed at Cube, over the years, were primarily based on the fact that it was totalitarian.

On a lighter vein, they have a problem which even the Everglades doesn't offer -- tire-popping crab dances:

4 April '01                                         Land Crabs Close Cuban Road                                          As they do for a month or so each                                         northern hemisphere spring, daily                                         dawn and dusk migrations of land                                         crabs are making an historic                                         Cuban road impassable and                                         keeping tire-repairers busy.                                         Particularly hard hit is the 30km                                         (20mi) stretch of coast road to the                                         beach resort of Playa Giron, in the                                         Bay of Pigs, where millions of                                         crabs scuttle from inland swamps                                         to the sea to mate. Millions make it                                         but millions don't, becoming                                         bizarre road-kill and leaving a                                         thick, spikey, orange-pink mess on                                         the road that not only smells bad                                         but also punctures the tires of a                                         high proportion of passing cars.                                         One local who fixes flat tires                                         claims to repair up to 100 a day                                         during the crab-mating season.     

At the recent conference held at Playa Giron marking the 40th anniversary of the Bay of Pigs invasion, Cuban officials warned conference-goers that they'd have to leave by 4pm in order to miss the dusk migration and get back to Havana. Locals claim that if the 1500 CIA-trained invaders who tried to overthrow Fidel Castro in April 1961 had actually managed to get ashore, they wouldn't have got far without a lot of spare tires.

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