Did y'all think I'd gone AWOL again? ;-) I've been battling with my back still, and blah, blah, ouch blah . . . Feelin' better now, and I'm so proud of all my darlin' Challenge!rs for your flippin' fantastic songs!! So, cudos, congrats and beaucoups mercis to each of you, and here are your awards:

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song):
Come Line Your Pants by mousethief
Metal Liner by Loopy Sanchez
Put the Foil on Your Buns by mousethief
Song of the Security Guard by MMario

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears):
Foil Bikini by Mmario
Hot Pant Explosion by JenEllen
The Lifter by Steal Miller (aka Jack the Sailor)
Shopliftin' Ladies by mousethief
Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) by SharonA

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song):
Crinkle Briefs by mousethief
Don't Wear Your Drawers to Town by Amos
Full Metal Bra by Bradypus
Line My Libido by mousethief
Tin Hanes, Y'all by SharonA

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen):
The Ballad of the Sam Goody Shoplifter by mousethief
Flail Me by Codger Miller (aka Jack the Sailor)
One Tin-Foiled Rear (The Legend of Grill E. Rack) by SharonA

Winners of the Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award (The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award is given to the Challenge!rs who warm the cockles and create a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book in a song):
Metal Knicks and Clever Tricks by Faithful Departed

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Two-Fer-One Coupon (The Two-Fer-One Coupon is awarded to those Challenge!rs who use two or more Challenge! topics in one song):
She Wore a Roll of Tin Foil by Trapper


Well done, each and every one of you! A new Challenge! will be posted later today for your collective elucidation, edification, and (definitely) titillation (oh!) . . .

-- Áine