Amos, - Well he were/is a Maori pig.

And in my best tradition -

Now Grunty was a pig,
And the Judge he wore a wig
Said the wig unto the pig
As a Star you'll dance a jig.

Have you ever saw,
Etc.......

Give me time and a rerite of "William Kid" seems suitable.

"Damn your styes ..."

No copyright demanded if this stirs any other catters muse.

BTW The tune "Gresford" is the Botany Bay Varient - not the National Union of Mineworkers funeral hymn.

Gareth