Yellowbellies, in the vernacular.

John, you are most welcome, however full you stuff the car. Totally leaving aside all the session psycho-analysis of late, it is only the presence of visitors that gets us off our arse to play properly, so we enjoy new blood. Despite my best efforts, there are only a couple of Cats there, as most of the surrounding area are still struggling with the concept of the bicycle, and think Bill Gates is off Emmerdale.

Bring that whistle, though, and give us a blast. And let me know which Tuesday, so I can go on a three line whip to make sure we field a reasonable side.

Skipjack