He's footba' crazy, he's footba' mad
That footba' it has robbed him o' the wee bit of sense he had
And it would tak a dozen skivvies his claes (clothes) tae wash an' scrub
Since oor Jock became a member o' that terrible footba' club.

Robin Hall & Jimmy McGregor - a long tim ago..

AndyG

Apologies to any Scots language specialists.