I can inject a bit of musical Bony Fido into this thread by pointing out that the Kippers have a song called "The cricket match", which I can't find the words to anywhere. To make it completely apposite (as distinct from completely oppsite, like many of their songs), there are implied sexual goings-on i the song. Well, the implication is in the song; the goings-on are in the mind of the listener. "A dirty mind is a perpetual feast" (Ally Sloper's Half-Holiday"

Steve