The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37300   Message #520581
Posted By: SharonA
03-Aug-01 - 02:55 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 62
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 62
Before anyone asks: No, I have no shame....


GRUNTY BOY
(Tune: "Danny Boy")

Oh Grunty boy, the pigs, the pigs are bawling
From farm to farm as down they all are shot
The plague has come, and all the sows are dying
'tis you, 'tis you must live and they must not.

But come you on the telly in a rerun
Or when Rosemary walks with you in tow
'tis I'll be there, your fan, the judge's young son
Oh Grunty Boy, oh Grunty Boy, I watch you so.

And if you come, when all the sows are dying,
And wish to live, as strong the wish may be,
You'll come and find me to my father crying
For he has always given in to me.

And I shall hear him order, just to hush me,
That all your dreams of life will come to be.
If you'll not give your autograph, 'twill crush me;
I'll simply tell my dad, then you'll be history!