My post to the "BS: Shootin' The Bird!" thread was...

Not to be confused with the Chicken Canon of the Royal Canadian Air Farce, a weekely CBC TV comedy show... each week, the 125mm compressed air gun is loaded with slime of all types and a poster of a politician or celebrity is duly shot. If we had one here at the 'Cat, I'd vote for Gargoyle... twice... and not just his picture.