A WINNER! And I thought I was pretty good on Allen Sherman stuff too! Never heard that one! Thanks Mark! And while we mention his name, again let me plug the late Mr. Sherman's fantastic book, The Rape of the A.P.E. Everyone needs to read this one and it holds a special place in American literature as having the world's shortest chapter (one word) and the longest footnote (runs about a chapter....25 pages or so).