Ah gee, Trapper, after such a fantastic effort, how could I deprive you of your just awards? ;-)
You are hereby named one of the few, the mighty WINNERS OF THE WHOLE BAG O'CHIPS SPECIAL AWARD and your song is awarded The Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration for the best cow chip chunking Country version of a song in a Challenge!.
Kudos, congrats and a cowpat on both cheeks for all your marvelous creations! ;-)
P.S. Since you're back in town, don't forget to check out Song Challenge! - Part 63