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Thread #37447   Message #522359
Posted By: GUEST,Gene
06-Aug-01 - 11:46 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Hello Walls (Willie Nelson)
Subject: Lyr Add: HELLO WALLS No. 2 (parody by Sheb Wooley)
Sheb did this on a TNN OLD TIMERS SHOW awhile back...

HELLO WALLS No. 2
Recorded by Sheb Wooley
Lyrics by Sheb Wooley
Original words and music to HELLO WALLS by Willie Nelson

Hello Wall!
I didn't see you standin' there
Did I hurt you? (hello)
Boy, I sure did hit you square
Now, one of us is plastered
And I'll let you guess who-o-o-o
Just imagine Bumpin' into you.

Hey, Wall! Hello! (hello)
Why did you let them move the door
And the ceiling, Hello! (hello)
It used to be the floor
Someone came while I was out
And changed it all around
Or could it be -
I'm standin' upside down?

That chandelier, it's all lit up
It just took a swing at me
And someone put the bathtub
Where the commode used to be.

Hello! Bedsheet! Hello! (hello)
I think I'd better lay me down
You know, I can't sleep; Hell No! (hello)
If the bed keeps spinnin' 'round
There's a picture on the headboard
Hey! I've seem those folks before
Son-of-a- gun!
I'm in the house next door.

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 2-Feb-02.