The recent (periodic) outbreak of Mudcat angst as to what we should or should not sing reminded me that I heard a parody on "All around my hat" where the chorus went:

I'm going to drown my cat - or I'll smother him with a pillow
....
...
And send all the pieces to the R S P C A!

Such monumental bad taste deserves to be preserved. Anyone have the words , or do I have to chase Roisin White, the fine Ulster singer who perpetrated it on New Year's Eve?

Regards