The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37458   Message #523171
Posted By: GUEST,John Gray / Australia
07-Aug-01 - 11:26 PM
Thread Name: Really Really Important Poem
Subject: RE: BS: REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT POEM
I think I've put this one up before, but I like it.
I once had a little dog named Ben,
Had nine arseholes, nearly ten,
Wouldn't eat bread - wouldn't eat crust,
But ate apple pie till he fuckin'near bust

JG / FME