O.k. here's the chorus again to Football Crazy since I had a flash of clarity on my way to work.

He's football crazy, completly off his head'
His right shin bone is fractured and he's lookin' very bad
His jaws are droppin' inwards now he's TOOTHLESS in his gob
Since Breezy took a notion for to join a football club.

If anyone can dig up the rest of that other F.C. I'd love to see it. It sounds very funny. Kinda from the laundry workers point of view.