Glad to see y'all are answerin' the call! ;-) Here are your Silver B.L.O.B.s for daring to dare!!

To Philibuster for:

Seems these guys had built a cannon,
Into it their garden they was jammin',
Sheriff said "Hey boys, that's against the law."
"Flyin' vegetables aren't allowed!"

To mousethief (with snogs to all his relevant body parts, whether he wants them or not - hahaha!):

They would probably have gotten
Away with it for years
Till an evil plan
Jumped in between Sven's ears
Then he aimed his spud-gun low
At the sherriff's daughter's beau
It was sad when the spud-gun law was passed

AND for:

But we'd have ruled!
While NASA drooled!
Up, up and away in my beautiful cement mixer!

Bee-a-u-tee-mouse!

-- Áine