Okay, who was putting down Arnold Schwartzenegger? An actor? Well, no, but I like it that he knows it, doesn't take himself seriously and has fun with it. Arnold playing Hamlet (imagine the voice):

"To be; or not to be."
(lights the fuse of a bomb and throws it)
"Not to be!"

I tell ya, I damn near wet myself, I was giggling so hard. Freakin' brilliant!