A small boy looked out the window and saw two dogs acting like dogs. He called his mother and said "Look at that" She was embarassed and said "The one on top has a broken leg, and the one on the bottom is hauling him to the vet."
Little boy says "Aint that life? you try to help someone, and they stick it up your ass every time."
No good deed ever went unpunished. (Oscar Wilde)