The best I ever heard was from Naemanson. We were looking for a Mudcatter he had never met before. He chose every sweet young, walked up to each and said "I am looking for a woman I have never met...are you her?" Some blushed and giggled; some looked around for help. Great line.

Kendall, Even the intelligent ones enjoy a well thought out pick-up line. And walking around with a stack of autographed CDs and a guitar slung rakishly over your shoulder counts as one.
SINS - running for cover.